Mr. Kelso also made the message boards in Alabama because of his suspicion that Alabama fans who spot the Longhorn mascot, Bevo, “might try to eat him in the parking lot.” (Photo of Bevo arriving by Jay Janner/AP/Austin American Statesman)
Kelso, who won’t be vacationing in Birmingham any time soon, goes on to take a lengthy shot at the Crimson Tide nickname, makes Bubba and hillbilly references and adds that:
“It’s traditional for the Alabama Million Dollar Band to march onto the field at the half and form a double-wide. The University of Alabama is in Tuscaloosa, which is the Indian word meaning tube top.”
Here’s how fans are reacting in Alabama, where some government meetings have been canceled tonight in deference to the game.
Meantime, if Alabama wins tonight listen closely for mentions of how many national championships the Tide has rolled to. The NCAA record book recognizes seven for ‘Bama, but the school proudly claims a dozen with its “Got twelve?” T-shirts.The Hays County Crime Stoppers, which is assisting the San Marcos Police Department, said today that the group is offering a reward for help in solving the following burglary:
On Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009, at approximately 1:30am, Pat’s Conoco gas station located at 1702 IH 35 N. (at the corner of the IH 35 East Access at Uhland Road) in San Marcos was burglarized. The suspect shattered the front glass door and stole the cash register, lottery tickets and cigarettes. The suspect fled the area on foot in an unknown direction of travel. In-store surveillance cameras recorded the burglary. San Marcos Police Investigators need your help to identify the burglar from these photographs.
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