Did Heidi Montag-Pratt just say she dropped $2 million on her new album? After three years and a pair of chuckle-worthy music videos, The Hills star independently released her debut album, Superficial, digitally on Tuesday. Despite frequent delays and little public support for the disc, Heidi can see comparable similarities between Superficial and Michael Jackson’s groundbreaking 1982 album, Thriller (No comment….) In fact, the silver spoon-fed blonde so confident that this set is her finest hour, she’s dumped her entire $2 million life savings into the project.
“I put every dollar I have into this,” an empassionated Heidi told Entertainment Weekly Tuesday. “I’ve spent over a million, almost $2 million on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album, because I wanted it to be that quality and to be able to get those people. My album would have cost a record label over $4 million,” she added. “Most artists, it’s not their own money, but I’ve actually gone broke putting every dollar I’ve ever made and my heart and soul into this music. This is my gamble. This is my chance.”
So what happens if — by some fluke of nature — Heidi does not recoup all that money she’s spent?
“That’s not even a possibility,” Heidi scoffed. “I think within the first week we will definitely make our money back. The songs will make an impact in pop history.”
There is none so blind as she who will not HEAR! Girl, you cannot sing!