Demerol Overdose Nearly Killed Heidi Montag

Heidi’s trip to the Build-A-Bitch Workshop almost turned fatal…. Certified lunatic Heidi Montag says her decision to undergo 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day last November nearly killed her. The Hills starlet came close to death after she was given an overdose of Demerol following one of nearly a dozen procedures to nip, tuck, and stuff every inch of her frame. Perhaps not suprisingly, the 23-year-old newlywed says she’d do it all again….but she’s not a plastic surgery addict. Honest!

“I almost died after my procedure,” Heidi told Access Hollywood correspondent Billy Bush on Monday. “I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like almost dead. [I was] in an aftercare center, there were nurses that were supposed to be tending to me at all times.”

“So thank God, Charles, one of my security guys used to be an EMT, and he was timing my breath on his watch and he called the nurses and they had to put oxygen on my face and called my plastic surgeon to come in for an emergency. So, it was a very traumatic experience for me.”

Nowadays, Heidi looks more like a European hooker than one-half of “Speidi,” the terrible twosome we all know and loathe. Despite her alleged brush with death, the blonde says she is now starting to regain all of the movement in her face and can’t wait to inflate her DDD bosom to an H. The aspiring singer plays to unveil her new body on the pages of an upcoming issue of Playboy.

For Heidi’s next cosmetic procedure, she may want to have her foot removed from her mouth.