You might be a diabetic if . . .

I could swear I saw this here before, but I can’t find it:

Originally Posted by Bountyman :
I feel like stealing a line from Jeff Foxworthy and writing a page about "You might be a diabetic if…"

"If you have steak & potatoes for dinner, and your potato is the size of a walnut….you might be a diabetic!"

"If you call Radio Shack and ask them if they carry a cell phone that tests your blood glucose…you might be a diabetic!"

"If the boss asks to borrow your pen and you hand him your SoloStar by mistake…you might be a diabetic."
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Bountyman

PLEASE, start a separate thread for these!
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Linda

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Come on, Linda – you can do it . . .

"If your friend asks you about your stash, and you think of Novolog . . . you might be a diabetic!"

"If your First Aid kit is full of Skittles and SweetTarts . . . you might be a diabetic!"

It’s easy!