Evening Crunch Crumbs: SJP For Halston; Wal-Mart Child-Slapper Sent To The Slammer; “Whites Only” Basketball League?

The Day in WTF…..

-Break out the earplugs. Rihanna performed “Redemption Song” to raise money for Haitian Earthquake Relief on Wednesday’s Oprah…Couldn’t she have just donated a couple of her millions and spared us the horror of being subjected to this shit? Bob would not be pleased!

-Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be dating French actor Aurelien Wiik after they were spotted kissing at a party in Los Angeles…..

Linda Blair’s dog was shot dead by a neighbor this week after the pooch escaped from her compound a mauled a potbellied pig!

-Sarah Palin can sell 1 million copies of her autobiography, but can’t move 1,000 copies of In Touch Weekly!

-Kendra Wilkinson Tweeted this adorable image of her new son, Hank IV. Someone get this little guy a Nike endorsement……

-ABC has picked up another drama created by Grey Anatomy’s Shonda Rhimes….

-In an interview on an Irish TV this week, In Treatment star Gabriel Byrne, 59, confessed that he was molested by a priest when he was 11 years old……

-Conan rips NBC in espanol…..

-Couple charged for partying with underage kids, encouraging them to have sex….

-Mawell performs “Fistful of Tears” on Oprah’s Haiti Relief Special. Flawless…

-SJP must think she really is Carrie Bradshaw! The actress has confirmed she will be injecting her style sense into the next collection for designer brand Halston – the actress has been named as the label’s new president…..

Complex’s 25 Most Anticipated Albums of 2010….

Spider-Man 4 director named……

-A “Whites Only” Basketball League will launch in 12 cities across the Southeastern United States this summer. What year is it again? The “Whites Only” league is tired of the “street ball” played in the NBA, and wants to return to fundamental basketball that does not include fighting with the crowd, or players grabbing their crotch. Here’s the kicker, the league was started because Whites are now a “minority in America.”

-Caught on Tape: Goat destroys strip club!

-Marisa Miller out at Vicky’s Secret?

-Actors J. August Richards and Sarah Paulson have been tapped to play younger versions of Richard and Ellis on an upcoming eppy of Grey’s Anatomy. The flashback episode, “Time Warp,” is set in 1982 and will air Feb. 18…

-Roger Stephens, the 61-year-old jackass who made headlines after repeatedly slapping a 2-year-old at a Wal-Mart in Stone Mountain, Georgia last summer, was sentenced to one year in jail on Tuesday. The incident took place last August when Stephens approached the girl’s mother and snarled: “If you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you.” He then smacked the girl at least five times across the face in what he calls a “knee-jerk rejection…..”