If any celebrity stalkers hiding out in The City That Never Sleeps feel like venturing out to the suburban mosh pit known as Long Island, you’ll be elated to know that Jersey Shore’s Jenni “J-Woww” Farley will be hosting a midday press conference at Westbury, NY hotspot Glo tomorrow afternoon. The homegrown guidette will be back on her old stomping ground to discuss security for a “homecoming celebration” she’ll be hosting on The Island this weekend, as well as to answer any questions fans may have about the Jersey Shore cast meet & greet that nearly caused a riot outside Newark’s 1501 Lounge last weekend.
Basically, the MTV reality hellraiser is holding a press conference to announce that she’s hired a bunch of bodyguards. Okay…couldn’t you have just told us that in a press release? Take note, Tila Tequila: This is famewhoring at its finest.
According to a press statement issued Tuesday: “MTV mega star J-Woww will be available for media commentary on Long Island reguarding [sic] security issues based on her last appearance which almost resulted in a riot. She will be talking about the over 200 security officers that will be working with the local police department to ensure eager fans safety at her upcoming homecoming celebration taking place this week on Long Island…Last week J-Woww, at a appearance in New Jersey, was flooded by over 5,000 people at a local nightclub causing police dressed in riot gear to take charge for the health, safety, and well being of fans….”
We can only hope that the men and women of the Armed Forces speed up the war on terror so they can get back to the things that really matter to Americans — like protecting heavily-tanned bimbos and their polyester accessories.
Ironically, Jenni’s press junket comes right on the heels of rumors claiming the reality star has been offered $200,000 to appear in a nude photo spread for Playboy Magazine. No word on whether or not she’s accepted the offer, but she better act fast — word is someone from the aspiring designer’s past is shopping around nude photos of her to various media outlets…..
The event goes down Wednesday, Jan. 27 at Glo nightclub; 37 Merrick Ave, Westbury, NY. Doors open at 2 PM.
Who’s going? Have we got any takers? Show yourselves!