Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am not at the Yerba Buena Center for today’s Apple event. Bummer.
And so I will compensate with my wit, charm, and manic ability to synthesize dozens of other liveblogs simultaneously and report to you with my special blend of … um … rhymes and analysis.
And I have my two Editorial Interns – aka The PhoneDogs – on hand with me. Two monitors, two dogs, and a pot o’ Joe. Let’s do this thing, Apple.