Tila Tequila “Retires From Hollywood”

Tila Tequila is leaving the building. The always-controversial former MySpace pinup/reality tart has announced her retirement from the limelight after learning that she is expecting her first child.

The pint-sized attention-seeker is dealing with the sudden death of partner Casey Johnson by getting sperminated and blabbing the news all over the Interwebs. Tila took to the world wide web Wednesday to announce that she’s retiring from Hollywood.

“I feel stronger than ever, more confident than ever, and most importantly, I know now what really matters in life. LOVE,” she blogged of her recent experiences. “And this baby saved Mommy’s life, because many times before, Mommy has wanted to kill herself… but now with my baby… Mommy is going to live a long happy life now and be with my child, Everything from this moment on, will ONLY be about my child. Every penny I make, will go into my child’s savings,” the petite minx rattled off.

“So goodbye Hollywood. It’s been a fun ride being here with you all. I have had a lot of great memories of ‘LIVING IN THE LIMELIGHT’ however, at this point… I have seen how vicious living in the limelight can be and it is not something I want anymore.”