Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid animal control officers, of course!
At least that’s the story in Glendale, where the plucky fowl has set up nest-keeping behind Glendale Community College’s electronic billboard and so far has thwarted every attempt to catch it.
“We simply cannot catch the chicken,” Ricky Whitman, a spokeswoman for the
Pasadena Humane Society, which provides animal control services in Glendale, told Glendale News-Press reporter Veronica Rocha.
“The chicken will go into traffic and make it unsafe for our people.”
Insert your joke here.
—Jill-Marie Jones