Late Nite Crunch Crumbs: MTV Spring Break 2010 In Acapulco; Charlie Sheen Felony Assault Charges; Restaurant Encourages Bathroom Sex; “Down Under” Stolen!?

-Australian band Men at Work’s hit single “Down Under” has been cited for copyright infringement because it replicated the flute riff of the 1934 song “Kookaburra,” a federal court judge said Thursday. Too bad….I’ve always loved this song!

-Naomi Campbell is taking a break from hurling electronic devices at the hired help to aid the people of Haiti…..

-Mia Farrow — the original Angelina Jolie — is sharing her thoughts on the Christian missionaries accused of kidnapping 39 Haitian children……

-Fans go gaga at Beyonce’s Heat fragrance launch….

-Here’s something that makes me miss my days as a coed: MTV is headed South of the Border for Spring Break this year: MTV urges students to brush up on their Español as the network takes over the Playa Suites Hotel in Acapulco Bay, Mexico as its official mtvU Spring Break 2010 destination from March 14 through March 18, 2010. Cómo se dice… amazing live music, beautiful beaches and thousands of college students having a blast?

The network will take over the Playa Suites Acapulco – giving students access to contests, games, and tons of free swag…..

-Taylor Momsen has landed a modeling gig…..

-Charlie Sheen will be charged with felony menacing and misdemeanor assault in connection to accusations of domestic violence against his wife Brooke Mueller…..

-A sneak peek at Beyonce’s Super Bowl commercial for Vizio…..

-MTV News will premiere Sexting In America: When Privates Go Public (LMAO @ this title!) this Valentine’s Day @ 9pm ET/PT. The 30 minute special examines how “sexting” is impacting American youth and its link to teen dating abuse. Should be interesting…..

-LeAnn Rimes had Paparazzi Ass Kicker to The Stars “Queen on the Scene” arrested! Queen — a homeless woman who makes her home on the streets of Beverly Hills — is known for trying to protect celebs from the glare of snapping cameras. LeAnn wasn’t interested in Queen’s services as a human shield. Rimes was snapped holding her arms up in front of her face as she tried to fend off Queen, telling her to “get out of the way.”

Officers from the Los Angeles Police Department soon came to the country crooning homewrecker’s aid and arrested Queen for “aggressive solicitation,” forcing her to leave her cart full of possessions on the sidewalk as she was led away in handcuffs. That damn LeAnn!

-Things That Make You Go WTF?!….You’ve heard of “Birthday Sex,” but how about “Bathroom Sex?” A restaurant in Toronto is inviting diners to get busy in the stalls of their unisex bathroom as part of a new Valentine’s Day promotion. And here’s the kicker — local officials couldn’t care less. The Toronto Health Department says as long as there’s no sex in the kitchen — and the restroom is kept clean and sanitized — customers can bring on the lovefest. This is just a damn shame….