Cue Armageddon: The Wonder Bread iPhone App Has Arrived

classic_whiteYes, people, it’s here.

The “Sandwich Wonder-izer” app — available for your downloading pleasure at the Apple iTunes store — will rock your PB&J.

According to the press release, this must have “enables consumers to create unique sandwich combinations from a list of more than 120 ingredients – from cheddar cheese to cucumbers and sprouts to salami – while calculating the sandwich’s nutrition values in real time with each added ingredient.”

You think that’s all? You can also name your sandwich and upload it to Facebook. And all your friends will think you inhaled a little too much methane gas in Farmville.

You can check it out here.