Evening Crunch Crumbs: “ANTM” Cycle 14 Contestants Revealed; Kara DioGuardi Praises Ellen & Reacts To Howard Stern “Idol” Rumors; Hooters For Sale?!

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Since the weather outside is frightful — and sacrificing precious hours of sleep writing about fuckos like John Mayer is not delightful — I’m going to be turning in a bit early tonight, folks. Early for me, anyway. Racist people (and clueless children of White Privilege who feel they’ve earned the right to use the N-word because they’ve accepted a few token Negroes into their inner circle) seriously get under my skin. I’m just not up to doing any more blogging this evening — not after having to spend most of the afternoon covering this controversy. Goodnight To All….

MTV Shows

-This is what Ke$ha’s “Blah Blah Blah” video will look like……

-Celebrities have been banned from this year’s Marc Jacobs NYC Fall Fashion Week showing…..

-Kara DioGuardi critiques Ellen’s debut on Idol and responds to the Howard Stern on A.I. rumors…..

-Meet The New Ladies of America’s Next Top Model….

-We heard Hooters is being shopped to the highest bidder? Booty shorts no longer compensate for lousy hot wings? Who knew?

-Apple’s giant iPad has inspired a new parody fashion ad!

-Reggie Bush’s sideline ho says she’s just misunderstood. Is that the unspoken “Whore Mantra?”

-Ol’ skool rap duo Kid N’ Play performed their 1990 breakout hit “Rollin’ With Kid N’ Play” on The Mo’Nique Show this week. Even after 20 years, that song still trumps half the songs on the hip-hop charts today. Soulja Boy, take notes!

-Speaking of Ol’ Bird Chest, here he is puffing a cigar in the new issue of Complex.….

-Gabrielle Carteris — who played Andrea Zuckerman on the original 90210 — has signed on to guest star on an upcoming episode of Criminal Minds…..