After his infamously loose-lips opened the floodgates of Hell last week, its very likely that John Mayer — AKA “The Mouth That Roared” — won’t be able to pay some music lovers to listen to him strum another note on his acoustic guitar. Luckily for Douchey McDuh!, the porn purveyors at Vivid Entertainment — the company that brought you Kim Kardashian Superstar and The Shauna Sand Sex Tape — have offered John a new gig….writing pornography!
Vivid founder Steven Hirsch stepped forward with the job offer after John professed his love of pornography during his controversial interview with the March issue of Playboy, telling the publication: “Pornography? It’s a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora’s box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed. When I watch porn, if it’s not hot enough, I’ll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography.”
Hirsch has written to Mayer to offer the star his “dream” job. The letter, obtained by TMZ.com, reads: “We actively pursue working with highly creative people and you obviously fit that mold. We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film. I think that together we can create a highly unique breakthrough film that will appeal to your millions of fans. Please call me at your convenience so we can discuss our working together.”