Johnny Depp Stinks & “Rarely Showers,” Says Spy

He’s PEOPLE Magazine’s Most Handsome Man. She’s a striking French model and singer. But forget their stunning appearances on red carpet, the conservative FOX News cites celebrity tattles who claim Johnny Depp and his longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis have some serious gripes with personal hygiene could benefit from a thorough scrubbing…..and a bottle of Listerine wouldn’t hurt, either.

“Johnny usually smells because he rarely showers,” says one tattler. “He isn’t big on personal cleanliness and Vanessa isn’t much different. They found their perfect match in each other – it’s hard to be around them. Their personal hygiene is not their priority.”