Love Handles Stop Bullet


Fat girls shouldn’t be wearin’ belly shirts. When is that gonna become a law? If fierce big girls, like Mo’Nique and Kirstie Alley can’t do it, neither can you….

A Florida woman says she is no longer bothered by the extra weight she’s “been hollering” to lose after she was shot outside an Atlantic City bar over the weekend and doctors credited her “love handles” with stopping the speeding bullet.

“My love handles saved my life,” Samantha says. “I’d been hollering how I want to lose weight,” Frazier said. “I don’t want to lose weight anymore. I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”

Yep, that’ll do it. Police say Frazier wasn’t the intended target. They’re still looking for the shooter.