A rich guy’s guide to saving the oceans

by Ashley Braun

To save the oceans (A checklist)

Be heir to a vast fortune
Be named David
Get a “green” boat
Sail around the world to promote education and awareness about dismal ocean health

Remind everyone you’re on a boat, Mother Earth, don’t you ever forget!
Challenge other heir David sailing around world in support of oceans to a duel of boat awesomeness. Or heir apparent hotness.

David Rockefeller Jr. sails Around the Americas for ocean awareness. No nautical-themed pashmina afghan necessary.

Photos: aroundtheamericas.org

Versus David de Rothschild and his drive, er, sail to bottleneck plastic pollution on Plastiki, the water vessel made of plastic water vessels:

Photos: Plastiki via Flickr

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