– Gold medal-winning skater Evan Lysacek presents the “Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Evan Lysacek’s Mind During His Gold Medal Ice Skating Routine!”
–Kim & Khloe Kardashian take on the tabs!
-We knew Lil Wayne had a well-earned reputation as a Sperminator, but wowww!
–Extra Mario Lopez is the proud papa of a new French Bulldog — and he’s even cuter than his daddy! Meet Julio Cesar Chavez Lopez!
-How did a list on “The Lamest Dancing With The Stars Contestants Ever” forget to mention Master P?! Boy, can he stink up the Soul Train line!
-The Girls of Jersey Shore TwitPic’d some flicks from their shoot with Harper’s Bazaar…..
-Singer Keyshia Cole gave birth to a baby boy on Tuesday…..
-A funeral for Marie Osmond’s late son Michael is planned for Monday…..
–“Miracle on the Hudson” pilot Chelsey Sullenberger is leaving the cockpit…..
-Speaking of planes: Air traffic controllers let children land aircrafts at JFK Airport?!
-Rapper J-Kwon — best remembered for his 2004 banger “Tipsy” — has gone missing. I remember rocking out to that song at Webster Hall back in college. Good times. Best wishes to J-Kwon…
-Maria Alaimo wanted a breast augmentation, not a breast duplication. But the Staten Island mother ended up with an extra set of knockers after a 2003 visit to Dr. Keith Berman…..
-Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown is facing legal action from a real estate agent who says he suffered serious injuries after one of her bodyguards attacked….
-The 14th season of South Park premieres on Comedy Central March 17 @ 10 PM. Why do I have a feeling there’s an episode dedicated to John Mayer in our future?
-Bengals big mouth Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson thinks he has a “very good” chance of winning the 10th season of Dancing With The Stars…..
-Season Three of LOGO’s The Big Gay Sketch Show premieres Tuesday, April 13th @ 10/9c PM…..
-Robert Pattinson on The Daily Show…..
-Mickey Rourke’s going to play another bad guy….
-Robert Downey Jr. will debut the Iron Man 2 trailer during Sunday’s Kimmel Live Oscar Special….
-This should be interesting: On this week’s America’s Best Dance Crew, crews will perform routines inspired by the music and fashion of Lady Gaga. ABDC airs Thursday @ 10 PM on MTV…..