Always wanted to touch Sharon Osbourne’s boobs? Now you can. The reformed porker has dished out nearly a million smacks on plastic surgery over the years just under a million bucks on plastic surgery over the years – but the potty-mouthed rock n’ roll mom says her 32 DD bustline has to go.

The mother of three, 57, has spoken frankly about her many procedures, including a facelift, liposuction, gastric bypass, and two breast augmentations — the most recent one in 2006.
“I wish I had never had my breasts done,” Sharon told Britain’s New! Magazine this week. “The have put these bloody great bags in that are too f—ing round. It is like [having] a waterbed on your chest. I hate my [breasts]. I want to have the bags taken out – then I will put them on eBay.”