Evening Crunch Crumbs: Marion Jones Joins WNBA; Mia Michaels Reality Show Coming To Bravo; Man Marries Pillow!

-Dakota Fanning does a pretty good Cherie Currie. Check out this video from the new Runaways biopic, The Runaways, and CLICK HERE to compare Dakota’s performance to the 1977 original…..

-We hear Bravo is developing a docuseries following So You Think You Can Dance choreographer Mia Michaels…

-Disgraced former Olympic track star Marion Jones has joined the WNBA….

-Blondes have more fun at Walmart…

-The stars remember Corey Haim….

-Senator Scott Brown is working on his memoir…..

-The son of Real Housewives of Atlanta spitfire NeNe Leakes has been arrested for drug possession…..

-Reese Witherspoon says Michelle Obama has ousted Elle Woods as the most stylish woman in Washington….

-Bank of America is getting rid of its $35 overdraft fee on customers debit card purchases…

-Chris Brown has resorted to begging to get people to purchase his whack album….

-Howard Stern is paid handsomely to trash talk people on a daily basis, and he’s not offering any apologies for doing just that to Oscar-nominated actress Gabourey Sidibe…

-Nicole Richie shows off her rap skills….

-Paging Dr. Phil: A man who suffers from objectophilia — the act of humans falling in love with inanimate objects — has married a pillow with an anime character etched on it. This is so pitful, I can’t even find words with which to denounce it…..

-A Maryland teacher has been forced to apologize after saying a student who arrived for class dressed in leggings and a t-shirt “looked like a prostitute….”

-More problems for the Toyota Prius….