J-WOWW Doesn’t Travel In Escalades

Attention All Promoters & Business Owners Interested In Booking The Cast Of MTV’s Jersey Shore: Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley doesn’t do Escalades!

Word on The Snitch Circuit claims the busty bike enthusiast scoffed when a limo company sent a Cadillac Escalade to transport her from her home in Long Island to the Estate Club in Boston, where she was scheduled to make an appearance last weekend.

“First she made the car wait 45 minutes. Then she told the driver she doesn’t travel in Escalades,” one tattle blabs.

The Estate Club — who hired the car company — promptly made arrangements for a limo to pick up the Jersey Shore guidette.

Let’s take it down a notch, Toots! They should have made her take the Bolt Bus to Beantown. Sounds like Snooki & The Gang are getting a bit beside themselves. Someone has the kids under the psychotic misconception that they’re actually going to be relevant two years from now. Imagine that….