The Holy World Tour has excelled itself this time!
In this case Jesus couldn’t save Toby’s bacon, but possibly saved his life.
English lad, Toby Elles, 22, quaffed quite a few ales and decided to fry up some bacon. He fell asleep on the couch and woke up from his alcoholic stupor to a smoke-filled room.
Naturally he doused the pan with cold water. (I do that)
Naturally he waited another day before attempting to clean the pan. (I do that too)
Naturally he smartened himself up and put on his best clobber, tie included, before calling the photographers. (I should do that)
I have a bone to pick with Jesus. Is this the best he can do?
With obscene wars, devastating earthquakes and all the absolutely horrible things people endure on a daily basis, he shows up in a drunken Englishman’s frying pan. Why?
Does Jesus, in his down time, have nothing better to do than emboss his face on burned toast, potato chips, spaghetti stains, griller grunge and frying pans
On a closer inspection I take back my words. That’s not Jesus at all!
It’s Jim Morrison!
Look carefully at that frying pan and you too will see what I see. You don’t need to be inebriated either.
Poor old Jim, I can just see him devoting his afterlife to saving drunken young men – English or otherwise.
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