Playgirl bosses want to see how Sandra Bullock’s estranged husband earned the nickname “Vanilla Gorilla.”
The shameless nudie mag has offered Monster Garage star Jesse James a lucrative deal to drop trou and bare all for an upcoming issue. James, who is in the middle of a cheating and sexual harassment scandal, could earn $500,000 if he agrees to get naked for the saucy gay-friendly mag. After all, half the tattooed women in California have already seen his peen. What’s a few thousand more?
“We’d want him to pose in a Coney Island freak show setting. It would be a whole circus-themed shoot, complete with tattooed women and sword swallowers!” Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio gushed to Life & Style Weekly Wednesday.
The TV mechanic’s former mistress, Michelle McGee, revealed that she called him by the pet name “Vanilla Gorilla” because he was so well endowed.