–Khloe and Kim Kardashian say they’re “honored” that they were shot and killed — in animated form of course — on last night’s edition of South Park….
-Speaking of The Kardashians, Star Magazine says this is the little tenderoni Reggie was cheating on Kim with…..
-You are not the father! Maury’s still killing in the ratings….
-MediaTakeout claims Beyonce is expecting a mini-Hov. Since MediaTakeout is even less reliable than a supermarket tabloid, I’d take this with a grain of salt…..
-Angela Bassett joins the cast of Green Lantern…..
-Accused manwhore Jesse James has carried out a citizen’s arrest on a photographer he alleges has been stalking him near his Long Beach home….
-Disney’s new Harry Potter theme park opens in Orlando June 18…..
-We’re not sure Jesse is being stalked, but the paparazzi is making life a living hell for his neighbors….
-Has it really been 20 years since Julia Roberts warmed hearts as good-natured hooker “Vivian” in Pretty Woman?
-Jon Gosselin’s been dumped for the third time this year — and it’s only March!
-Jennifer Love Hewitt and Dame Edna were on The View today…..
-James Franco has a short story running in the new issue of Esquire….
-Tiger Woods is shooting a new commercial for Nike…
–Jimmy Kimmel Live’s Guillermo Presents Jersey Shore: Mexico…..
-This just in: Ann Coulter is racist! Shocking we know……
-”Sixteen Candles” singer Johnny Maestro — a doo-wop legend – died Thursday after a battle with cancer. He was 70. (This is so sad! Sometimes I watch those PBS oldies music specials with my parents, and I remember seeing him perform on a couple of them. R.I.P. Johnny….)
-Homer Simpson’s “D’oh!” has been voted on of the most influential additions to the English language….
–My Name Is Earl’s Jaime Pressly has signed to star in an untitled CBS pilot…..
-Facebook linked to rise in syphilis……
-Megan Mullally has abruptly dropped out of Broadway’s McNally…..
-And in related news: Burglarized by a Facebook friend! A couple returned home from a night out on the town to find that their home had been burglarized. Guess how the burglars knew they weren’t going to be home? They checked their updates on Facebook…..
-10 Musicians Who Changed Their Name To Sound More Mature….