You had a kid. Don’t give up hope. Trade in the minivan for a 2011 Cadillac CTS-V Wagon and smother your Honda Odyssey-driving neighbors in a cloud of vaporized rubber. That’s right, 566 horsepower and enough room to haul ALL your kid’s gear. I never thought it would happen, but apparently someone at GM really gets it. The superwagon will go on sale later this year. Now if we can just get GM to bring over the Opel Insignia Sports Tourer with Haldex all-wheel-drive and the turbocharged 2.8-liter V-6 . . .