Dogs of all breeds, unite! It’s time to put an end to all the pointless barking at the tires routine… Can’t you see it’s not working? Can’t you see nobody pays any attention to us? Or worse, they laugh and spit out infamies: "Uh, uh, mom, look, what a nice puppy.. And IT has a thing for our wheels…"
No, we don’t have a thing for your wheels, curly blonde. WE HATE CARS (except for those stupid pets, who ride amongst men, their head out the window and their tongue dangling in the… (read more)