Another year, another round of diverting April Fool’s submissions to the ArXiV.
Can you spot the astro-ph paper containing the following?
Calculation of the new figure of merit entails calculating elliptic integrals of the second kind, which makes the method more scientific;
If it helps, it’s the same paper which refers to:
Lorentz violating Chuck Norris in space, breathing aether and watching galaxies with his naked eyes.
The final line of the orthographic correlations paper was a nice slow burn of a joke as well.