by Jen Harper
I know you were probably a little worried that these guys
had gone extinct, so I have some excellent news: Insane Clown Posse just came
out with a new song! And that’s not all. It teaches us about science—with a twist—so
no need to fret any longer about our flagging education system. It’s a little ditty
called Miracles. And I suppose the
takeaway here is that ICP doesn’t believe in science, per se, since, as the band
sings (sort of), “I don’t want to talk to a scientist. Y’all motherfuckers
lying and getting me pissed.” Do I smell climate deniers? Hmm, I’ll let you
decide. Oh, and some examples of those unexplainable, non-science-related
mysteries (i.e., “magic”)? Giraffes, the sun, the moon, planting seeds, “fucking
rainbows,” “fucking magnets,” water, fire, air, and dirt.
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