Did Snooki attend The Joe Jonas School of Celebrity Breakups?
Stealing a signature move from the middle JoBro — who famously dumped Taylor Swift over the phone in 2008 — Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi used a profane voicemail to call it quits with her muscular Facebook buddy-turned-BF Emilio Masella.
Snooks — who is in Miami filming seasons for the forthcoming second season of The Shore — dumped the Gold’s Gym trainer after she suspected him of cheating and using her for fame — these fears were magnified after Emilio tried out for the upcoming season of MTV’s The Real World. Emilio — who cried a river over the split in an exclusive with PEOPLE on Wednesday — argues that he’d never be unfaithful to his poufy-haired girlfriend and charges that Snooki ditched him so that she’ll have a free pass to lock lips and exchange bodily fluids with her Jersey Shore castmate — and chiseled friend with benefits —
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.
A newly-single Emilio tells PEOPLE: “I told Nicole I tried out for Real World and she was upset. She thought I was using her to get on the show which is ridiculous. I’d never cheat on her–I love her. I talked to her yesterday and I was like, ‘You know I’d never cheat on you; I’d never do something so low.’ She said she hadn’t hooked up with anybody [either] — but she freakin’ lied to me. She put out there that I cheated, which is ridiculous, and now the tables have turned. It sucks. I never asked her for anything. She’s the one that pulled me into the spotlight, bringing me to all these places. It seems like she’s starting to get jealous. I talked to her yesterday afternoon and I fought with her. I [told her] she has no reason to be mad — and she hung up on me. I told her, ‘You can’t expect me to stay home and never go out if you’re gone for two months.’ But I’m not a scumbag. She said, ‘If you want to have fun, bye,’ and she hung up. She’s being very jealous and spiteful. I don’t know if she [broke up with me] on purpose so she could hook up with Mike. I knew [her time on set] was going to be crazy, but I didn’t think it was going to be this crazy. I trusted her and I trusted all the kids in the house too — I was friends with them too. I thought they’d have more respect for me than that. I’m not going to let a girl step all over me and cheat on me.”