Snooki’s Ex-Boyfriend Was Planning Vegas Proposal

We’ll call this one “The Wedding That Wasn’t:” It looks like The Snookster pulled the plug on her romance with reportedly fame-hungry former beau Emilio Masella just as he was planning to put a ring on it.

Jersey Shore’s poofed-up guidette unceremoniously dumped the Gold’s Gym personal trainer in a profane voicemail early Monday after learning that the well-gelled hunk had spent the weekend trying out for the new season of MTV’s The Real World. The news has been devastating for Emilio, who just days before their split told Star Magazine of his plans to propose marriage to Snooki.

(Insert Sarcasm Here) Spilling your guts to a tabloid is a great way to prove that you’re not just in it for fame, Emilio — but we digress….

“I’m going to have something really special for her when she gets back — the ring she’s always wanted!” Emilio gushed to the tabloid last week, even telling Star reporters that he was saving up to buy the engagement ring of Snooks dreams. “She wants a really big diamond, big enough to beat someone up with. I’m going to buy her the biggest ring I can afford, because she deserves only the best….a big rock that has bling all over it. I want it to just sparkle all over, just like her,” he swooned.

Um — is he talking about the same girl that lost her top in a hot tub?

Masella — a native of Connecticut — had been planning to pop the question to Snooks once shooting wrapped on the upcoming second season of Jersey Shore. Emilio was even hoping to recruit Snooki’s Shore castmate Jenni “J-Woww” Farley as a bridesmaid in the wedding! In fact, Emilio was so confident that he’d have a long future of GTL-ing with the pint-sized sensation he was looking into booking a room at a luxe Las Vegas hotel, where he’d was prepared to make his play for marriage.

He even had a script all ready. Wanna hear it? “I’m a romantic guy, so I’d want it to be really sweet. There would be candles, rose petals, and a bottle of champagne. After she saw the room decorated, I’d get down on one knee and tell her all the things I love about her, how beautiful she is. I can’t wait.”