Lindsay “The Dog Ate My Passport” Lohan won’t be back to Los Angeles in time for her mandatory court date today because travel troubles have left her stranded Cannes. The star’s passport was allegedly stolen/lost (Depending on who’s telling the story…)during the famed film festival, but if she misses the hearing, the judge has threatened to issue a bench warrant for her arrest.
The threat has infuriated Lindsay, who is convinced that Judge Marsha Revel has it in for her, gabs a chatty pal of the trouble-attracting star.
“Lindsay thinks that judge is so mean. Lindsay wants a new judge that isn’t as bossy and strict. I mean, who the hell does that judge think she is demanding people to show up at 8:30 in the morning? It’s not like Lindsay isn’t busy. She’s an international movie star.”
LiLo is doing her best to rectify the passport debacle and has an appointment set up with the American embassy to replace the document.