Lady-lovin’ lezzie Lindsay Lohan’s about to come face-to-face with all the labia she can lick: A warrant has been issued for the actress’ arrest. Guess Judge Marsha Revel didn’t buy the old “The Cat Stole My Passport” excuse? With a bang of her gavel, the jurist issued a bench warrant for Lohan’s arrest during a probation hearing in Beverly HIlls on Thursday. Revel was furious when she arrived in court to find Lindsay a no-show. As we celeb-gawkers already know, Lindsay remains stuck in France after losing her passport during a quickie trip to the Cannes Film Festival this week.
Bail has been set at $100,000.
“If she wanted to be here, it looks to the court like she could have been here,” Judge Revel told the court. “There’s really no excuse. She has to take this seriously. I warned her before. At this time I am issuing a warrant by law in a misdemeanor. Her probation is revoked. I am setting the highest amount of bail at $100,000. That should catch her attention. Her actions in the past have not justified me in having faith in saying ‘okay, sure.’”
The judge continued: “If she bails out, court will include of an immediate order that she not drink any alcohol until we have formal hearing. The same day she comes back, an immediate SCRAM device [is to] be put on her. And she will undergo random drug testing at a minimum of once a week. More often would be fine. At the Santa Monica probation office. These are conditions that court place if she bails out.”
The judge explained the stipulations of Lohan’s bail when the star’s attorney pleaded to have the warrant delayed.
“Let you remind you that this isn’t just a DUI case. The original charges there are two DUI’s, two drug charges and under the influence of cocaine. I know she’s missed appearances, she’s been late, she hasn’t shown up and that could be because of drug abuse. So this isn’t just a driving under the influences of alcohol. If that were the case, random drug testing would be not appropriate, but she has two charges of being under the use of cocaine, so I can order random drug testing. When somebody repeatedly has a problem following through, they need to be supervised, for their own good.”