Lady Gaga Employee Sex Ban! “Monster Ball Tour” Dancers Banned From Having Sex

Lady Gaga makes working for Miranda Priestly look like a day at the park!

Pop divas are no strangers to making bizarre demands: Macy Gray likes to bring a chimpanzee on the road to keep her company and the girls of Destiny’s Child famously refused to drink from plastic or Styrofoam. But it’s not all-white dressing rooms and Egyptian cotton sheets that tickle Gaga’s fancy — the celibate “Poker Face” star has oddly placed a chasity clause on the dancers jet-setting across the globe as part of her sold-out Monster Ball Tour.

Gaga is earning a reputation as a hardnosed employer after banning tour dancers from having sex during the tour.

“She’s told her dancers they are married to her so they need to fully commit to the tour in every way she requests,” a backstage spy squeals to London gossip column “Rehab! Addicted to Gossip with Rob and Sofia.”

The “Fame Monster” singer apparently wants all of their energies focused towards wowing crowds on stage — not making sexy times after hours.

“She has made it quite clear to all her dancers they are not allowed to have sex while the tour is still going. She won’t be happy if she finds out any of them have broken the rules and it’s likely they wouldn’t be asked back,” the insider tattles. “She wants them to give 100% on stage so she doesn’t want them wasting energy on bedtime action. In saucy routines during the show she pretends to have sex with some of the dancers and wants these bits to look as real as possible. She’s a perfectionist and wants every aspect of the tour just right.”