Evening Crunch Crumbs: Slipknot Bassist Paul Gray Dies; Orlando Bloom Inks “Musketeers” Deal; Wale Too Straight For Gay Pride Celebration

-Keeping menopause sexy with Kim Cattrall!

-Slipknot bassist Paul Gray, 38, was found dead in a Des Moines, Iowa hotel room on Monday morning….

-Reality villainess Omarosa’s back with a new maneating reality show, The Ultimate Merger…..

-There she is: Miss America back on ABC. The Miss America pageant is returning to ABC, the network that dropped it in 2004 due to low ratings….

-“Sex game chinky, n*ggas call me Pinky, f**k with presidents I am Nicki Lewinsky!” Is there a Nicki Minaj sex tape floating around the blogosphere?

-Self-professed Bieber Hater M.I.A. covers the June/July issue of Complex

-Will Diddy replace Simon Cowell on American Idol?

New music from ex-Idol Kellie Pickler…

-This just in: Chris Brown is a slut. (Insert eye-rolling here…) Yeah, we couldn’t believe it either…

-Marc Jacobs strips down for fragrance campaign…

-The Gap heads to Australia!

-Kristin Davis chats up SATC 2 on The TODAY Show….

-Native Washingtonian-turned-hip-hop sensation Wale is facing a potential breach of contract suit after abruptly pulling the plug on a scheduled performance at this weekend’s Black Pride festival — an annual gay-themed event in the rapper’s hometown. Good luck, homie. There’s nothing like fending off a pack of pissed gayelles…

-Just call Orlando Bloom a Musketeer….

-Those Hills kids sure love writing: Here’s the cover art for Lauren Conrad’s upcoming style guide….

-Hip-hop’s 15 Most-Hated People. Somehow, Soulja Boy escaped the guillotine on this one…

-A Los Angeles man has been acquitted in the 2009 shooting death of rising rap star, Dolla….

-Spike Lee and Absolut rep for Brooklyn. (My love for Queens and The Bronx remains unchanged!)

-MTV has released a few preview clips from the upcoming Sex And The City-esque reality show, Downtown Girls, which premieres on Tuesday, June 1 @ 11PM ET/PT….