by Ashley Braun.
Kids have a right to know the possible scopes of their own demise. You don’t have to put a monkey on trial to figure it out: It’s either gonna be biblical plagues or global climate change. Thank goodness both make a snazzy diorama!
Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
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