How would you stop the Gulf oil leak?

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by Grist.

They’ve tried underwater robots, a containment dome, a riser
tube (which has been siphoning up at least a bit of the gushing flow), and relief
wells (still being drilling, a process that will take months). They’re
now attempting a top kill. They might
still try a junk shot and top hat, and—what the hell—even nukes.

But, at least so far, total fail.

So what would you, dear readers, propose? Share your best—or at least most entertaining—ideas in the comment section below.