Choco is busy lounging about on wrapped Christmas gifts right now, yet he did take a quick break to share his resolutions for the new year.
My Cat’s Resolutions for 2010 (in his words):
1. Stop being afraid at the veterinarian’s office and hissing at the nice doctor.
2. Become friends with fishy the Betta. (So, I can eat him.)
3. Warm to the idea of sharing my domain with another cat. (Maybe.)
4. Give up on trying to eat carpet, string, floss and anything plastic. (Just kidding, I can’t.)
5. Vomit only on easy-to-clean surfaces like tile instead of carpet. (I sleep on the carpet.)
6. Stop being passive aggressive with my pee-aim around the litter box.
7. Ease up on waking owners at 2:30 am just cause I’m bored and want some scratchy.
8. Continue being the cutest cat on my block.
9. Learn some tricks so my owners don’t start talking about getting a dog.
10. Figure out how to eat wet food without getting it under my tag.
If you’d like to share your pet’s New Year resolutions, please do so in comments!
(Image via Peggy Rowland)
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