Conan O’Brien made fun of his career “options” in his monologue for a second consecutive night, hours after declaring that he “cannot participate” in the “destruction” of The Tonight Show brand by agreeing to move his broadcast to 12:05 AM to accomodate The Jay Leno Show.
“My name is Conan O’Brien and I may soon be available for children’s parties,” O’Brien said after first calling for his audience to stop applauding because “I may not have that much time.”
Conan then reprised a Monday gag by inviting Deal or No Deal host Howie Mandel and a bevy of models holding suitcases to reveal more career “options.”
Among his choices:
-Join the cast of the next “Twilight” movie as a rare albino werewolf.
-Play a gay neighbor on an untitled Ed Asner project.
-Move to FOX but Seth MacFarlane does O’Brien’s voice.
-Star in a new infomercial about super-absorbent hair – the Con-wow.
-Two tickets to see Jay Leno perform stand-up at the Luxor in Las Vegas.