ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house…Under my tree was a gold and diamond mouse.”
“This has got to be a joke,” I thought. I’ve recently been surfing the web for Christmas gifts. Some of the things that I found were so ridiculous I just had to say, “Are you kidding me?”
I found this really cute site called MOUSE ENVY that sells unusual styles of a computer mouse. Some of them are so adorable and most of them are only $15.99 – $19.99! I decided to look through the whole site to ensure that I found just the right one. When I stumbled across the cow mouse, I mooed with joy! This one is absolutely perfect!
However, I still want to look at the rest so that I didn’t miss something better. Lo and behold, the prices on them went up a little bit. No big deal until…
I clicked on the limited edition tab , sipped my coffee, scrolled down, and almost choked on my coffee. There, to my surprise, was the Diamond Flower mouse. It’s available in 18-carat white or yellow gold and set with 59 diamonds in the shape of a flower. The itty-bitty mouse costs … you’d better sit down for this one and no drinking while reading. It could be hazardous to your health.
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$ 23,250.00 ! Yuppers, you read it correctly. Twenty-three THOUSAND two hundred fifty DOLLARS! Now that’s flower power!
