Conan O’Brien will have no problem finding job offers should he decide to leave NBC over the late night announced by the network this week. The late night comedian, who joked on Monday’s Toniight Show that he’d like to “work in a classier business with better people, like hardcore porn,” might just get his wish.
Adult film giant Pink Visual has has offered Conan a position as a contract star for their features due to the current high demand for “tall, lean, pale, male ‘gingers’ that have a David Caruso kind of thing going on.”
The company says it “would be elated to have a personable, motivated self-starter such as yourself join our team of merry pornstars.” In fact, the porn purveyors already have a name in mind for Conan’s first feature. What do think of Conan the Boobarian?
If Conan isn’t interested in peddling his wares on camera, Pink Visual would love to have him on board as a “writer,” who they believe could “bring some much needed wit to the world of porn dialogue.”
(Since when does anyone care about “porn dialogue.?” It’s a skin flick, not a love story. A pornstar’s job is to suck peen and shut up — we don’t need you to be Flip Wilson!)