The Spartan Dischords present our Valentine’s Show: Love Stinks!
Friday February 12th at 7:30pm
Pasant Theatre (at the Wharton Center)
Tickets are $5 for students and $7.50 for adults.
Either buy them online or go to the Wharton Center ticket office!
Here’s the online link: http://www.whartoncenter.com/boxoffice/performance.aspx?pid=918
For years you’ve been told Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate the joy and happiness of love.
Well, the Spartan Dischords are here to change the way you look at Valentine’s Day…
For years our hearts have been stomped on by the women we’ve loved (sometimes men, but most of the time women…OK 99.9% women. Forget we even said men. It’s been all women) and we’re sick and tired of it. I know it might be hard to take, but we are here to tell you, if we’ve learned one thing during our 28-year existence, it’s that LOVE STINKS.
Have you ever had that horrible feeling when someone you love turns you down?
That feeling that’s like someone has literally stuck their fist into your chest, ripped your heart out, thrown it on the ground, dug their heel into it, driven their silver ‘01 Pontiac Grand Prix (the one with the broken defroster that they picked you up in to go all the places you used to go to, like that one time you went too see that movie and you both got yelled at for whispering too loud by that guy sitting three rows behind you) over it again and again, then picked the heart back up, rubbed it in your face, thrown it into an icy river, where it stayed for like three days until it washed up and was eaten by a rabid pack of raccoons?
Yea, we have, too.
So if you’re alone this Valentine’s Day, or you’re happily in love and want to let us know that we’re DEAD WRONG, then come listen to some excellent music sung by some funny (and extremely vulnerable) guys.
We’ll be debuting new songs and bringing back an old SD Valentine’s Day favorite. There’ll be new guys, old guys, Cupid, paper hearts, and, of course, Power Rangers valentines.
Come join our celebration of young love in distress!