You may or may have not seen a mouse from a while back that was designed to have the body of a scantily clad woman. Fortunately, the folks over at Pat Says Now have finally come to their senses and have come out with a male version. Their Toy Boy mouse is designed to have the body of a muscular man – that includes six packs and all. “A women’s cyber fantasy. The dream man nestles into your hand, moves the way you want him to and delights you with his well-shaped figure.” The Toy Boy optical mouse features 800 dpi and retails for 29,90€ (about $41 USD).
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