It’s National Eat Your Tater Tots Day!

My homemade tater tots (AJC Staff)

My homemade tater tots (AJC Staff)

At least it is according to Twitter and Facebook, which means it must be true. Here’s a story about the natural history of Tater Tots that I wrote two years ago.

The Tater Tot held its debutante ball, fittingly, at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach. The swooping post-modern structure had itself just debuted in 1954, signaling the country’s interest in new forms, new conveniences, new luxuries — all financed with infusions of postwar cash.

The coming-out event wasn’t actually a dance in honor of a frozen food, but rather a breakfast at the National Potato Convention being held at the hotel. One attendee — F. Nephi “Neef” Grigg of Ore-Ida Foods in Idaho — had smuggled in a satchel of what would be his greatest invention.

As Grigg recalls in his papers, he “bribed … the head cook … and arranged to have the Tater Tots cooked, placed in small saucers and distributed on the breakfast tables for sample treats.”

The response?

“They were gobbled …