Poor Charlie Sheen: the LAPD spend so much time at his house, they may as well set up a substation there. Last night, they found his Mecedes SUV at the bottom of a ravine off of Mulholland Drive; coincidentally, he reported the car stolen about the same time.
On the plus side, the actor’s OK and it wasn’t a Bugatti Veyron or classic Ferrari. Maybe he’s just trying to live up to the driving talent exhibited in his Hanes ads: