Robert Pattinson Details Magazine March 2010: “I Really Hate Vaginas….”

Things get steamy (There are nipples involved…..) when Robert Pattinson covers the March 10th Anniversary issue of Details Mag. He may be the object of affection for millions of screaming teen girls, but Pattz says the best day of his life had nothing to do with his role as lovelorn vamp Edward Cullen in the Twilight movies.





Instead, Robert fondly recalls encountering an elephant while in Los Angeles negotiating for a role in the forthcoming circus film, Water For Elephants.

“So this big female started sniffing my foot — big female elephant, that is…..She sniffed it so hard it came up off the pavement like her trunk was a vacuum cleaner. Then she took my entire body in her mouth. I was holding on to her head, and as I slowly let go she tightened her grip really carefully until I’m just upside down in her mouth and she’s going through my pockets with her trunk, looking for peppermints. It was the best day of my life.”

Robert On His Sexy Details Shoot: “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot , so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover….This shoot, it’s kind of ’80s nakedness, you know?” he said. “If you look at porn in, like, the ’80s, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet – like this little naked community.”

Pattz On His Dream Job Of Political Speech Writing: “It’s fascinating. You’d have two or three minutes to affect someone. Make them hear you,” he said. “I quite enjoyed doing press for the first ‘Twilight,’ because there was a similarity… I felt a responsibility to be fascinating. You’re bargaining with the audience. Is this enough for them? And that affects the way you look at art.”

Robert Explains The Emotional Bond He Shares With His Dog! “The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog,” Robert explained. “My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous….”

You can catch Robert in the romantic drama Remember Me, due in theaters March 12.