Tila Tequila Fakes Miscarriage On Twitter; Adopts Russian Orphan

Hey all, remember when compulsive liar Tila Tequila claimed she was pregnant and we all wondered how she was going to keep a fake pregnancy up for several months? Well, it looks like the fake miscarriage is underway on Twitter! And just in time for the psychotic ex-reality star to adopt the only kid in Russia named Jayden…..

The internet pinup was admitted to hospital after hitting her head in a freak accident on Saturday. She was diagnosed with a concussion and sent home, but Tila prompted worries for her mental health after threatening to commit suicide if she miscarried, writing: “I just woke up in the middle of the night cuz (sic) I’m having these intense sharp pains in my belly… Something is definitely wrong. The hospital gave me a list of symptoms (of miscarriage) & this is one of them……I told my friend I would just kill myself if anything ever happened.”

An hour later, Tila had forgotten all about her possibly dying unborn child because of a very exciting phone call from an adoption agency in Russia.

“ATTENTION EVERYONE! I have been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!” Tila Tweeted this morning.

“Im so happy! My Son Jayden is waiting 4 me in Russia! Im going there for 21 days to spend time with him & love him so he knows im his mommy!”

“My poor little baby boy in Russia at a cold lonely Orphanage has no idea that he has a Mommy coming 2 see him soon! I LOVE U JAYDEN I LOVE U”