AXE bodyspray pays for stinking up the atmosphere

by Ashley Braun

The AXE effect? Air pollution!

Photo: Unlisted Sightings via Flickr

Calling all smelly guys who AXE too much: We’re scenting you an order to cease and desist your deodorizing. California says your BO paranoia is stinking up the aerosols. Wouldn’t want to get a whiff of the $1.3 million in fines just to smell like a million dollars, now would eau?

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