Because soon no one will be providing or selling hummers…
…oh, sorry, providing or selling Hummers™.
General Motors says it will discontinue Hummer after its bid to sell the brand to a Chinese company failed.
Yes, the offensive symbol of excess and primary resting place of yellow ribbon magnets and bumper stickers proclaiming certain colors don’t run will expire — the end of a ridiculous and offensive era.
Good riddance.
The prototypical Hummer bling
(pic from here)
