Where’s that Chris Hanson when you need him? Aging rocker Bret Michaels and teen superstar Miley Cyrus are combining their famed voices on a newly-released country ballad that’s sure to raise a few eyebrows.
On the single “Nothing to Lose,” the Poison frontman, 46, croons sweet nothings about having the Disney starlet get “slowly undressed,” followed by a booming chorus that features the lyrics: “Won’t you fall down on me/So close I can feel you breathe/Tonight in the darkness with nothing to lose/If the truth is all we can see/If I fall for you, could you fall for me?”
Um…did we mention that Miley Cyrus is 17? Does anyone else find this just a tad bit…er, I don’t know….creepy? We know the girl likes ‘em older, but this is taking things a step to far. Puke with a capital vomit!