Ha! Lindsay Lohan has filed a $100 million lawsuit against E-Trade, because she believes that a milkaholic, boyfriend-swipping baby named Lindsay featured in their latest commercial is a caricature of her, The New York Post has learned.
We know she’s hard-up for cash — and of course cocaine doesn’t purchase itself — but this is rich!
The Super Bowl ad — which debuted as part of the long-running series starring babies who play the stock market — features a boy apologizing to his girlfriend via video chat for not calling her the night before.
“And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?” the baby girl asks him suspiciously.
Lindsay’s attorney argues that ala Madonna or Beyonce, his client is famous enough to be known by just her first name — forget the other zillion and five Lindsays born between 1980 and 1990!
“Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
LiLo — who was recently fired from her gig as artistic advisor to French fashion house Ungaro — wants $50 million in exemplary damages and another $50 million in compensatory damages.