Heidi Montag is treating husband Spencer Pratt like her old boobs and trading him in for a brand new manager.
The top-heavy, brain-dead blonde has turned the managing of her career over to Malibu-based psychic, Aiden Chase. Somehow The Hills harlot has convinced herself that Chase has the mystical powers to turn her karaoke singing voice into something that won’t frighten animals and small children. Honey, he’s a psychic, not a magician.
“No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career,” Heidi tells PEOPLE. “I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”
Pratt has managed the reality TV starring couple since the day they met nearly five years ago. Word on the Snitch Circuit has been atwitter with whispers that Heidi is falling for her plastic surgery and things are rocky between the young lovers. The rumors of a rift have grown stronger with Heidi’s announcement of the dissolution of her professional relationship with her spouse.
“After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager,” Montag told the mag. “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.”
We hope that Aiden’s crystal ball shows him that Heidi’s 15 minutes of fame have officially gone on for 15 minutes too long. Next!